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There was a little boy named Johnny make her happy. His mom and dad went out to eat. His baby sitter came over to watch him. He said Sally can we play chest?She's all don't u mean chess. He's like No.She said no.He asks Sally can we go play games in my sisters room. She said k.So they go in the room.He asks Sally will u take off your shirt.She's like No ur parents would kill me. He's like I'll tell my dad.She's like k.So then he's like will u take off your pants.She's like no.He said then I'll tell my mom and dad.She said k.Then he asked will u take off your bra and underwear.She said heck no.He said I'll tell mom dad and pa.she said k.So then he askes will u lay down.she said no way am i doing that.He said then I'll tell mom dad pa and ma.She said k.He asked will u let me lay on u.NO.then i'll tell my mom dad pa ma and ben.K.He started humping her when his parents walked in.His dad said Johnny make har happy.ok.johnny make her happy.Johnny stop! But u told me to make her happy.I tried

2006-08-02 22:17:05 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

28 answers

is this a joke or story(too long)

2006-08-02 23:25:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ok... your rating works like this the time spent on creating ur joke.
3mins
Rating outta 10
10/3 = 3.33333333333333333333333r
multiplied by the square root of 3.333333333333333r
3.3333333333333333333r X 1.82574185834


equals ==== 6.08680619446 outta 10
congrats you above average!!

2006-08-02 22:26:49 · answer #2 · answered by Hector 3 · 0 0

Gurl I really tried to like it. Waiting for the punchline but sadly... nah. But hey at least you've come out with something.

2006-08-02 22:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0 0

Good effort but a little immature. 5.5/10

2006-08-02 23:10:04 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0 0

Not bad.

Your experience? How old was the boy?

2006-08-03 00:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

let me guess....your the product of a inner-city "school" system arnt you?
dont quit your day job (if you even have one that is)

2006-08-02 22:25:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ummm.....my suggestion would be to try again and use spell check

2006-08-02 22:55:48 · answer #7 · answered by trivia buff 5 · 0 0

it looses flavour in the long explanation

2006-08-02 22:22:13 · answer #8 · answered by ngina 5 · 0 0

good one i can relate to this story lol jk

2006-08-02 22:22:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you catch the short bus to school,don't you

2006-08-02 22:21:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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