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MR: i can't take this anymore! MRS: honey, when we got married, i promised to stick with you for better or for worse. your problem is now OUR problem. so, what's OUR problem? MR: WE got our babysitter pregnant and WE are the father...

2006-08-02 22:08:50 · 14 answers · asked by c3dr1c 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

no, this is NOT a question so stop your stupid comments. if you want 2pts so bad, just type a letter and quit yer yappin! LOL

2006-08-02 22:09:49 · update #1

14 answers

President Bush's wife was touring a hospital.
While walking down the hall on the first floor she looked into a room and saw a man masturbating.
The nurse said it was OK he needs to do that or his balls will explode.
When walking down the hall on the sixth floor she looked into another room and saw a man receiving fellatio from a nurse.
She was very upset and asked what was going on in there,

The nurse explained it was the same problem as on the first floor he just had better health care coverage.

2006-08-02 22:39:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO.

I'm loving these kinky quickies. Wicked.
lol.
Bring 'em on.

2006-08-03 05:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0 0

YOU CHEATED ON YOUR WIFE AND KNOCKED UP THE BABYSITTER?? YOU SICK SICK SICKO, I HOPE YOUR WIFE CASTRATES YOU WITH A RUSTY MEAT HOOK AND THEN SETS YOUR CASTRATED PENIS ON FIRE AND THEN SNORTS THE ASHES THROUGH A ROLLED UP DOLLAR BILL MIXED WITH SOME COCAINE

seriously though...i laughed...for a joke, not bad

2006-08-03 05:21:34 · answer #3 · answered by trolls aint human 1 · 0 0

c3dr1c Hahahahahaha

Love it! You're funny!

2006-08-03 05:37:15 · answer #4 · answered by montanasamra 1 · 0 0

is that meant to be a joke !!!!!
dont you know all babysitters are on the pill

2006-08-03 05:34:34 · answer #5 · answered by fordwithadonk 1 · 0 0

LOL. LOL. Looks like we are in a spot of trouble! LOL.

2006-08-03 08:50:53 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

lol, looks like WE really have a problem.

2006-08-03 06:12:02 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0 0

k

2006-08-03 05:27:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha keep them coming

2006-08-03 05:33:03 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

U r Crazy!!!!

2006-08-03 05:15:20 · answer #10 · answered by Gits 3 · 0 0

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