A preacher was asked to give a talk at a women's health symposium. His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that he had been asked to speak about sex. Thinking quickly, he replied, "I'm talking about sailing."
"Oh, that's nice," said his wife.
The next day, at the grocery store, a young woman who had attended the lecture recognized the minister's wife. "That was certainly an excellent talk your husband gave yesterday," she said. "He really has a unique perspective on the subject." Somewhat surprised, the minister's wife replied, "Gee, funny you should think so. I mean, he's only done it twice. The first time he threw up, and the second time, his hat blew off."
lol!
2006-08-02 22:04:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey looking 4 ! This is great. I haven't heard it before either. LOL good one.
2006-08-02 22:09:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one 10*
2006-08-02 22:31:51 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before. I wonder why the preacher's wife wasn't at church to hear the sermon.
2006-08-02 22:10:43 · answer #3 · answered by zaradulce02 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me not heard this before........wish if u've cud explained the young woman's expression..lol hahahaha
Cheers!!!
2006-08-02 22:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It just goes to show the truth really should be told at all times.
LMAO
2006-08-02 23:08:35 · answer #5 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol havent heard it before but it waz good
2006-08-02 22:08:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that,s the first time that i,ve heard that ..good one
2006-08-02 22:11:54 · answer #7 · answered by fordwithadonk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...
NeVeR hEaRd It BeFoRe!!!
2006-08-02 22:11:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol havent heard that one before. :)
2006-08-02 22:07:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, never heard it before. I'm gonna tell it tomorrow to my friends, thanks!
2006-08-02 22:15:11 · answer #10 · answered by Babadoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋