birdseeds then will I be able to grow birds ???
2006-08-02 21:55:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes you will little one and if you milk a brown cow you get chocolate milk. If you spin a cow around really fast you get whipped cream and back problems for the rest of your natural life. How about that, have you had any progress with the taking over of the world thing you had going on? Oh well I guess that would be hush hush wouldn't it with Johnj's running around all over planet yahoo tonight, right here in answerville. and all that. Ought to be a law against montone morbids with only one word answers on the jokes and riddles catagory. Here in answersville on planet yahoo that is.
2006-08-02 22:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, if u have tried and succeded in that, lol...u r the next charles darwin !! We will learn ur theories...we will see u in the papers and photos...we will say: Oh, here comes the next brilliant scientist of our times...just look at him....and his cheeks too...well, newton got his senses when an apple fell on his head...maybe this one got it, when a coconut(or 2 ) fell on his cheeks..hahaha !!
Hmm....but to achieve this success lol, u need to do several experiments....for ex: use diferent types of birdseeds....then plant them in different type of soils...then plant it in different type of climates...then plant it in......thus goes....this may take almost 30-50 yrs....still u wuld be that small baby...cute one !! and u won't have teeth in ur mouth!! haha !
I wonder, if u plant birdseeds and make birds, why don't try babyseeds and make babies....well..hmm...that's enough..no more explanations !! :)) keep planting and planting..and.........
and don't make me read the news ' Latest news: Babys' birdseeds....produced new variety of dwarfelephants'' ...hehehe ! :))
2006-08-03 12:51:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Aggie (graduate of Texas A&M) decides to raise chickens. So, he goes to the feed store and buys some chicks. He takes the chicks home, and plants them with their heads sticking up. He waters them, but they die. He goes back to the feed store and tells the proprietor that he bought defective chicks, and gets another set. This time he plants them with their heads sticking down. He waters them, but they die. He then sends a letter to his Alma Mater, describing the problem. They send a letter back asking for a soil sample
2006-08-03 05:12:49 · answer #3 · answered by Asher S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look, sheep are a better idea for world dominating. Feed them some beans, they will fart, and their farts by thye way will greatly damage the o-zone more than anything will. Then the world will have to surrendur!
What possibly can some birds do!?
2006-08-03 12:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by iam"A"godofsheep 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plant something that will grow a brain and when it is able to be harvested have somebody put it into your empty head.
2006-08-03 04:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by JJohn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no,birdseeds are only for birds to EAT!!!!
2006-08-03 05:00:16 · answer #6 · answered by coolboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u plant bird seeds inside a bird also then u will not get any bird.
2006-08-03 04:58:35 · answer #7 · answered by saran_kaur2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah right....if you plant some brain seeds,will you be able to grow some amount of brains??!!:->>
2006-08-03 04:59:00 · answer #8 · answered by Krishna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might work if your name is Mary Mary, Quite Contrary.
Her garden grew with silver bells and cockleshells, afterall.
2006-08-03 05:00:15 · answer #9 · answered by mwrc09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, birds of different colors
2006-08-03 04:58:39 · answer #10 · answered by az2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋