one day in class this 3rd grade teacher said where gonna have a guessing game. so she pulled a paper bag out from under her desk. she put her hand in it and said its long and a lil hard and its a fruit does n e body kno wat it is. well lil jonny raised his hand and she didnt call on him cuz she knew he waz gonna say sumthin dirty. so she called on another kid they said banna she said rite. she pulled another paper bag out and reached in it. she said i have to round fruits in hear and there kinda big. once again lil jonny raised his hand she knew wat he waz thinkin so she called on sumone else. but before they cud answer lil jonny stud up and said he i have a guessin game for u. she said jonny sit down. he stuck his hand in his pocket and said its round hard and has a head on it. she said jonny u have a bad mind he said y it waz justa quater.
2006-08-02 21:54:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DUDE! FUNNIEST JOKE EVER!!!! KEEP TELLING THE GREAT JOKES MAN!
2006-08-02 21:57:39 · answer #1 · answered by Arthur 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You made that up? You lyin bastard. I heard that joke (with a much smoother delivery) years ago.
2006-08-03 05:00:14 · answer #2 · answered by martin b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if i had a quarter for every `Little Johnny` joke that is circulating, i wouldn't be browsing Yahoo answers....
2006-08-03 05:08:13 · answer #3 · answered by milhouse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it is a nice un' but seems too familiar to have heard it the first time
2006-08-03 05:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by cristiano 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know making false claims like these will get you in big trouble? this is an old one.
2006-08-03 04:58:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny hahahahahaha hihihihihihihihihiu
2006-08-03 05:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by saran_kaur2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burn on the teacher!
Good one. : D
2006-08-03 04:59:14 · answer #7 · answered by Mary* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. really good joke. :)
2006-08-03 05:02:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke.........keep it up
2006-08-03 05:00:21 · answer #9 · answered by stargirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yap i heard it before....
2006-08-03 05:00:29 · answer #10 · answered by Urban Hermit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋