A man and woman was sh*gging then the man farted she said what was that he said sorry love i just let it out then he heard something he said did you just fart she said no sh*t it's my husband so he jumped out the window wearing nothing but his socks he ran off as quick as he could and he found this crowd everyone wearing numbers after 30 mins this bloke who he had been running with for 30 mins said don't mean to be ruin but where's your t-shirt he replie i like to feel the wind on my muscle then bloke said again don't mean to be ruin but where's your keys he replie i like to feel the wind on my b*m so the bloke said so what's with the condom he replie it was raining when i left
2006-08-02
21:48:33
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