A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
2006-08-02 20:33:12 · 19 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha funny thankx i'll have to tell me friends that one
2006-08-02 20:37:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 3⤋
:) Cute
Heres my contribution
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
2006-08-03 03:42:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That waz really funny.Syke.Who ever told u that joke is just as lame az you is for puttin' it on the net.Thinkin' you was about to make somebody laugh.But you didn't.Dumb ***.
2006-08-03 03:52:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
check ya later â¥
2006-08-03 03:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another incident occured at your home, Corina and Caitlin are the characters in this submission am I correct? U got cute N naughty kid. Thanks for sharing
2006-08-03 04:20:12 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.. But I already heard that.
2006-08-03 04:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a cute one.
2006-08-03 04:08:30 · answer #7 · answered by Tsu-chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your kinda cute and the joke is stupid.
2006-08-03 03:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is your last name Keane? (the family circle)
2006-08-03 03:56:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that's a GOOD 1 !!
2006-08-03 03:44:40 · answer #10 · answered by Madam T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good very goood
2006-08-03 04:30:51 · answer #11 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋