Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown."
Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??"
In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."
Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"
2006-08-02 19:47:08 · 9 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL. Ooouuu!!! LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL.
LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL.
Thank you for the laughter. The best joke I have heard in a while! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-08-03 11:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol That's a good one. It's hilarious.
2006-08-02 21:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by Tsu-chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woody actually did turn around.. lol
(How d'ya think he got his name! hahahahaha)
Hey Woody, did you give him splinters????
2006-08-02 19:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh, that's funny!
2006-08-02 19:51:09 · answer #4 · answered by chrissy757 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-08-02 20:01:56 · answer #5 · answered by lbPro 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*cringes* O_O;;;;; omg... that was HORRIBLE! with a W! XD but really fscking funny! :D
2006-08-02 19:51:45 · answer #6 · answered by High On Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha~
2006-08-02 19:55:08 · answer #7 · answered by *Hearty Laugh* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha..........this is damn good one.
Me still laughing..........
Cheers!!!
2006-08-02 19:52:44 · answer #8 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! aWw... sTupiD miKE!
2006-08-02 19:52:37 · answer #9 · answered by antoni_m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋