A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he's better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion."
lol
2006-08-02 19:41:38 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Beautiful! Sweet revenge. It's a keeper.
2006-08-02 19:44:54 · answer #1 · answered by Isthisnametaken2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before. check this one out
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment,It is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part forHis family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in.
And Then the trouble started.
Shut up. You know it's funny.
2006-08-03 02:47:15 · answer #2 · answered by chapped lips 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!Cool Joke!
2006-08-03 02:51:48 · answer #3 · answered by devotion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol alittle to much but the doctor gets more the she does
physacals
2006-08-03 02:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by victim_of_my_words 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muahahahahaha. Good one.
Revenge is soooooo sweet.
2006-08-03 03:03:47 · answer #5 · answered by delusionale 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont u have any problems in life that u want to ask. ur telling us joke and that tells us ur life is a joke.
2006-08-03 17:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by Jac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that joke it is funny
2006-08-03 02:44:42 · answer #7 · answered by trouble comes a knockin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, really witty, like it! That's my girl!
2006-08-03 02:58:05 · answer #8 · answered by elham1991 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo dat was funny mane
2006-08-03 02:45:20 · answer #9 · answered by tomboy88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UUUU I love that LMAO!! that is 2 cute!!!
2006-08-03 02:45:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋