You Know You Are From Southern California if...?

Question

1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

6. You attend a baby shower for two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gasoline costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks coffee shop, wearing a baseball cap, and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney
really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or iPods.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your Governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take away your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you a driver's license

Answer 1

i'm from southern california

Answer 2

Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.

You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone.

You speak Spanish, but youre not Mexican.

You begin to "lie" to your friends about where you are (i.e. "Yeah I'm like 20 minutes away") - when you know that it'll take you at least an hour to get there).

You drive to your neighborhood block party.

In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day.

You eat a different ethnic food for every meal

If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're
definitely driving.

Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.

You know what In N Out is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any.

You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.

You really can never be too rich or too thin. (or too tan. haha.)

You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times.

You don't remember at least 1 of them

You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

You eat pineapple on pizza. (is this not a normal thing in other
states?)

Bars card. For real.

Your cell phone has left a permanant impression on the side of your head.

You think that Venice is a beach.

The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal.

You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is. ( the guitar guy on skates lol)

You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area code: "310." Nobody likes anyone from the "909" because it stinks there. And every one always seems amazed when you say your from "619"

You call 911 and they put you on hold.

You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.

The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.

You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It don't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason.

You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a
McDonald's or a Starbucks.

You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean.

Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes".


A little thing, like an Earthquake, just might go unnoticed.

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
"STORM WATCH 2005"

Answer 3

21. You put your sweater on when the heat wave goes down under 97F.

Answer 4

Your medicinal pot is legal and your gardner isn't.

Answer 5

SoCal = Garbage

NorCal 4 LIFE!!!!!!

Answer 6

NO, POT IS NOT ILLEGAL!!!!
IT IS TOTALLY LEGAL AND GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF POT-DAY?

Answer 7

lol those are amazing lol check ya later ♥

Answer 8

Uh... So, is it legal?

Answer 9

LOL.

Answer 10

Thanks for the laugh