Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.
Q. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school.
Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A. If it's the flu, you'll get better.
Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end,& even my feet
Have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder.
Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A. Childbirth.
Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me.
Why?
A. 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
Q. What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.
Q. How long is the average woman in labor?
A. Whatever she says, divided by two.
2006-08-02 18:40:27 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funnnnnnny
2006-08-03 01:50:07 · answer #1 · answered by atimsa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one hehhe
Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me.
Why?
A. 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
2006-08-03 01:44:59 · answer #2 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL
PD!!!
Where have you been?
Well, I dont usually hang around on Jokes and Riddle
Thanks for the laugh
*_* Suri
2006-08-03 01:47:29 · answer #3 · answered by Curiosity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as a woman who had a baby that was funny
2006-08-07 19:58:30 · answer #4 · answered by dime7756 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Non taken Pd....nice lol ..heres one
Why can't men get pregnant?
Cos they are not man enough, strong enought and...just can't handle it, period.
2006-08-04 06:23:07 · answer #5 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right on the money!! That's good. LOL. LOL.
2006-08-03 19:14:57 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense taken !!!
2006-08-04 14:05:46 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok its funny
2006-08-03 01:47:34 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♥♥H뮧hË¥™♥♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
random!
2006-08-07 12:59:17 · answer #9 · answered by Surf n' Snow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no no no when did you post this?
2006-08-03 02:06:36 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋