A woman has an appointment to visit the doctor. When she gets there the receptionist tells her that there is a new doctor and that he cannot see the woman just yet as he is on the phone. The woman waits and then the doctor calls her in and says that he is sorry he kept her waiting but he had some important calls to handle. Within moments the doctor is highly embarrassed. Why?
Why were a group of grown men running around asking each other who Micky Mouse's girlfriend was?
What is peculiar about the number 8549176320?
An elderly woman is found dead in her bed. She has been murdered. In her bedroom is a fine collection of plates. The police established that she was in good health, seemed perfectly fine when she went shopping the day before, and that no one else had recently visited or entered the house. How did she die?
A man walked up to a naked woman, pointed a gun at her heart, and shot her. She survived. How?
Points for creativity!
2006-08-02 18:33:52 · 5 answers · asked by Kevin H 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The woman's appointment is to install his phone.
Because size matters.
It's you home phone number and each single digit numeral is used only once.
She's deathy allergic to porcelin.
She was shot with a water gun.
2006-08-02 18:40:06 · answer #1 · answered by SASHA123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first woman's problem was ...."you know"
The group of men simply forgot who is Micky Mouse's girlfriend.
The peculiar about the number that it gathers all the 10 numbers 0-9.
About the murder you say "no one else visited..." no one else but who?
And finally The gun that man used was his ... "you know that either"
2006-08-02 18:51:27 · answer #2 · answered by Yahoo! Answers. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the number riddle: if you look at it in a mirror it reads in exactly the same order.
The naked woman was at the doctor's office. He gave her a shot with a needle.
2006-08-02 18:49:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Karl, surely a 70s effect. they look to be a funky band. I only picked up their album. besides, reliable music. no longer their perfect, yet a reliable one. a million. convinced 2. style of, besides the very incontrovertible fact that they interest my memory an outstanding style of My Morning Jacket, who's a modern-day act. 3. properly, you receive the album call already, yet i could say Alt/human beings Rock? i do not comprehend, classifying bands in no way works out for me.
2016-11-27 22:29:57 · answer #4 · answered by jacobus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. because the doctor just realizes he was jacking off on the phone and is currently naked
2. because they were stupid
3. it's a real big number and i don't like big numbers
4. she was sniped
5. because she was naked?
2006-08-02 18:45:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋