"Dad," a polar bear cub asked his father,"Am I 100 percent polar bear?"
"Of course you are," answered the elder bear. "My parents are 100 percent polar bear, which makes me 100 percent polar bear. Your mother's parents are all polar bear, so she's 100 percent polar bear. Yep, that makes you 100 percent polar bear too. Why do you want to know?"
Replied the cub, " Cause I'm freezing!"
cheers lol
2006-08-02 18:24:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heheh....
another polar walks into a bar:
"Can... ... ... ... ... ... I ... ... ... ... .. have ....
... ... .. a .... .... ... beer?"
The bartenders says:
"sure, but why the long pause?"
The bear says:
"Oh..... ..... I... ... was... .... born..... with... .... them."
:)
2006-08-02 18:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is a good joke. Also great to see Da Bears is sticking to her original "check ya later ⥠". And is "rebellion" really "Da Bears"?
2006-08-02 18:47:05 · answer #2 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and a woman are sitting in a bar. The woman asks, do you like pussycats? The man replies, well yes, but how did you know my name was Katz? lol
2006-08-02 18:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe cute cute ^^and i love that one too lol check ya later â¥
2006-08-02 18:34:16 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny stuff!
2006-08-02 21:29:59 · answer #5 · answered by Miss J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-02 18:41:55 · answer #6 · answered by tcb_2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
G-evng to you as well - thanks for the clean laugh
2006-08-02 18:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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I really thought that was cute..
2006-08-02 19:19:22 · answer #8 · answered by trouble comes a knockin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋