2006-08-02 18:05:42 · 27 answers · asked by start w/ laughs ends witha fight 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pudding! haha!
2006-08-02 18:09:22 · answer #1 · answered by Marissa 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I have a song for you!
( Sung to the tune of "I believe I Can Fly")
â«âª I believe I can die â«âª
â«âª I got ran over by an ice cream guy â«âª
â«âª All I wanted was a popsicle â«âª
â«âª Instead I ended up in a hospital â«âª
Or how about this?
( Sung to the tune of "O Christmas Tree" )
â«âª O Tom the Toad, O Tom the Toad, â«âª
â«âª Why are you lying on the road, â«âª
â«âª O Tom the Toad, O Tom the Toad, â«âª
â«âª Why are you lying on the road, â«âª
â«âª Did you not see the truck ahead, â«âª
â«âª And now you are lying flat and dead, â«âª
â«âª O Tom the Toad, O Tom the Toad, â«âª
â«âª Why are you lying on the road, â«âª
I will find out where you live and kill you if you don't give me ten points! Just kidding. Or am I? Just kidding.
2006-08-03 01:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
2) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?
3) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
4) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
5). Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday? Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
6). Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
7). Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That’s why I say she's no good!
2006-08-03 02:05:30 · answer #3 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a panda walks in to a resterauunt and get food, after hes done eating hes shoots the waiter and walks out. later the police come and wonder why a panda would do that. then a book nerd says, well it says right here in the dictionary: eats shoot leaves
2006-08-06 19:42:26 · answer #4 · answered by ylime94 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny words and phrases for farting:
Did you see that mouse go by on a motorcycle.
Fu*k you too asshole, talkin all that sh*t.
Speak to me toothless one.
Bustin azz.
Shart.
Barking tree spider.
Here's ones i heard today:
Crop dusting.
Flurf.
Trombone solo.
Azz gas.
Air pollution.
A lonely cry from an imprisoned turd.
lmao. funny huh. you can tell i get bored.
EDIT: and that dude below reminded me of a song
it's like i believe i can fly
me and my brother made it up a few years ago
i believe i may die
cuz i got shot by the FBI
all i wanted was some chicken wings
and some fries from burger king
here's some more funny things too...
there was a gal named sally brown. she said no man could take her down. over the hill came piss-pot pete with 90 lbs of swinging meat. stuck nine inches up her butt, sally got smart, cut a fart and blew his peter all apart. over the hill went piss-pot pete with 90lbs of shreaded wheat.
when i was young and had no sense, i stuck my tang tang to an electric fence. it curled my toenails, tickled my balls, and made me doo doo in my overalls.
one potato, two potato, three potato, four. my di*k got stuck in an elevator door. someone screamed, my di*k turned green, and thats the end of the story of the dingaling thing.
people who write on bathroom walls, roll their turds into little balls. people who read that word of wit, eat those little balls of sh*t.
i overheard my dad telling my brother those last 4 when i was little.
2006-08-03 01:24:40 · answer #5 · answered by Amber 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You will laugh after you give me those 10 points. I don't know why but you will.
2006-08-03 01:26:17 · answer #6 · answered by Yahoo! Answers. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was once was this woman who had two female parrots who would always say 'we're prostitues wanna come play?'. Well one day this woman wanted to do something about it so she went to her priest and told him her problem and he said to bring her parrots down to the convent. when she arrived she placed her parrots in with both of the priets' male parrots who had roserys and were praying. the female parrots said, 'we're prostitues wanna come play?'. one male parrot told the other, 'put the beads away our prayers are answered!'
2006-08-03 01:20:27 · answer #7 · answered by I ♥ Captain Jack Sparrow! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's black and white and goes oom oom? A cow walking backwards! I know that's pretty elementary, but it makes me laugh every time! btw... how do you stop a bigot from charging? take away his credit card... raj d, you are reported!
2006-08-03 01:18:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 goats walk into a movie theater and start munching on films.
Goat1: How's the movie?
Goat2: It's ok, I like the book better.
:)
2006-08-03 01:13:10 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do fancy frogs wear?
A: Jumpsuits
2006-08-03 05:04:23 · answer #10 · answered by stargirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have a boy dog & he going to the vet soon & dont know y but he thinks he's got a high bark now wait til he gets snipped!
2006-08-03 01:28:12 · answer #11 · answered by pbosse88 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋