A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
The boy says, "That won't work."
His mom says, "Why?"
The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
2006-08-02 17:54:40 · 18 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Classic funnies - 10/10
2006-08-02 18:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If having a lady bouncing up and down on me will make me thin
I need some for sure :)
Loved it.
2006-08-02 18:06:45 · answer #2 · answered by Yahoo! Answers. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do always enjoy your postings before I hit the hay! It makes me laugh and forget the troubles of my day :) !!!!!
2006-08-02 18:09:52 · answer #3 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha so funny...but u know what's funnier? You had to use a search engine to find it didn't ya?
http://www.jokes2000.com/jokes/files/joke9864.htm
check ya later â¥
2006-08-02 18:02:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, haha, dang, man dat's funny
(now gimme my ten points, i tell ya, i laughed the most at'cha joke)
2006-08-02 18:51:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahhalol rofl lmao ö
2006-08-02 19:22:23 · answer #6 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL cheese L O Freaking L hehe thanks for the laugh ^^ the jerk is in the house errrrm â¥
2006-08-02 18:59:13 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-08-02 18:10:17 · answer #8 · answered by countrykarebare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny.
U made me smile.
2006-08-02 19:24:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it but i like it and enjoy seeing it again
2006-08-02 17:58:31 · answer #10 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋