the best one gets 10 points
2006-08-02 17:46:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
son: Mummy, Mummy, Sally won't come skipping with me.
mom: Don't be cruel dear, you know it makes her stumps bleed.
2006-08-02 17:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by Uncle Heinrich the Great 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Son: mommie mommie why does carmin not whant to talk
Mom: because u nockter up now eat you start 5th grad today
2006-08-03 02:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by victim_of_my_words 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mommy! Mommy! Why is everyone running?
Shut up and reload.
2006-08-03 00:57:34 · answer #3 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mommie joke?
The word 'mommie' is funny enough in its self.
But i have one
' You mommie walks into a bar and the bartender goes why the long face?"
HALARIOUS!!!1
*hisss*
2006-08-03 00:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mummy, mummy, why am I going round in circles?
Be quiet or I'll nail the other foot to the floor
2006-08-03 00:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*MOMMIE, MOMMIE! what's a vampire?
*nothing. now eat your blood dear, before it clots
2006-08-03 00:57:23 · answer #6 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur mommie is too fat she can't get out the house...
2006-08-03 00:57:35 · answer #7 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mommies so fat she ate my hamburger..
2006-08-03 01:15:25 · answer #8 · answered by Look at'chu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY
STING LIKE A BEE
I SLEPT WITH YO MOMMA
NOW IT BURNS WHEN I PEE!
2006-08-03 00:53:28 · answer #9 · answered by kolacki22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know one thats funny...sad, yes.
2006-08-03 00:49:37 · answer #10 · answered by Scape Goat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋