There is a 2,000 lb JDAM that fell through my roof, who will pay for repairs?

Question

This is almost at annoying as all those 30mm holes in my wall

I think it was intentionally dropped on me

Answer 1

Lets see If you have combat zone coverage on your home owners policy you might get reimbursed for the damages after your initial $500.00 deductible. If you don't have the proper coverage you have to take it up with your local government emergency management department, or your governments defense department customer hot-line about faulty targeting systems and excessive noise and property damage due to military action in civilian areas. Was the 30mm damage due to aircraft or vehicle borne weapons systems? If Air Borne then contact the Air Force public complaint department at 1-800- Boo-WHoo, Ext: Whaa, and ask for MOM. If ground based it is the same phone number as above but you have to ask for Grandma... What are you thinking?

Answer 2

Home owners insurance. However, I really find that hard to believe that a JDAM fell through your roof. When I was in the military not all that long ago, we made sure the bomb racks were able to do their job. So, if it did, I am truely sorry and hope that it was the fault of a branch other than the Marines. Good luck.

Answer 3

i hope it blows up. and if it does blow up, i hope you are in it. well first its the 30mm holes in the wall, then the jdam, hopefully the next one will get you. 3 times the charm right? if everyone will look at your questions, they will see where you ask for C4 and M16s and how easy it is to fill a bmw with explosives and wanting 5,000 bullets. and asking if your camel can outrun an abram (try it, and if we never hear from you again, we'll know why) you want it to be obvious dont you? CAMEL JOCKEY

Answer 4

Tap on the nose with a hammer and you won't have to worry about the holes in the roof, or walls. All of the excavation for your new underground bomb shelter will be taken care also, no charge.

Answer 5

Look at it this way...now you have a new skylight compliments of the USAF. America believes in making improvements everywhere we go. Need a swimming pool?

Answer 6

2000 Lb Jdam

Answer 7

Send the bill to Hezbollah.. care of Iran.

Answer 8

If ya don't have home insureance (everyone should) then the money is gonna come outta yur own pocket!! srry

--Rich

Answer 9

I hope you got good homeowners' insurance. Getting money outta the government is a *****.

Answer 10

There's always good money to be made on unexploded ordinance. Put it on e-bay !
Semper Fi