Will you please finish this joke for me......?

Question

......YOUR MAMA is......

Answer 1

I sure hope I appropriately bleeped everything...

* Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
* Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"
* Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
* Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
* Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- t*ts go in first.
* Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
* Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
* Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
* Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the b*tch since.
* Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
* Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
* Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop.
* Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
* Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
* Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
* Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".
* Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
* Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a b-job 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a b-job.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got shot running to the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she married Yo daddy.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
* Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to know".
* Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a d*ldo.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the Internet was something you catch fish with.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she took lessons for a player piano.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with "Yo mama's so..."
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to melt squeeze Parkay.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
* Yo mama's so stupid, she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she said "I think I'll take the physical challenge."
* Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.
* Yo mama's so stupid, the b*tch snuck on the bus and paid to get off.
* Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."
* Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said "Ok, but what's the teams?"
* Yo mama's so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quarter back, she gave me Dan Marino.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this... Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled Macy's wrong."
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small ones are gone."
* Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."
* Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
* Yo mama's so stupid, you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears.
* Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen.

Answer 2

Your mama's so fat that when she gets out of a bath, she takes the ring with her.

Answer 3

**YO MAMA iS SO STUPiD THAT SHE WATCHED A CARTON OF ORANGE JUiCE FOR AN HOUR BECAUSE iT SAiD CONCENTRATE**
**YOUR MAMA iS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPS UP AND DOWN THERE iS AN EARTHQUAKE iN TAiWAN**
**YOUR MAMA iS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPS iN THE COUNTRY SHE GETS STUCK BETWEEN TWO FARM HOUSES**
**YOUR MAMA iS SO STUPiD THAT SHE HAS A FRiDGE FULL OF OPEN MAYO BECAUSE THE BOTTLES SAY REFRiDGERATE AFTER OPENiN**
**YOUR MAMA iS SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE AiRPORT SHE WASN'T ALLOWED iN BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTiON**

HAVE FUNN

Answer 4

yo mama is so old she makes these stupid "yo mama" jokes look fresh.

Answer 5

so fat i had to take 2 buses and a train to get on her good side

Answer 6

So ugly, when she was born the doc turned her over and said, "Look! Twins!"

Answer 7

so stupid she was on her way to disney land, she saw that sign disney land left< and turned around and went home

Answer 8

big pun wit' a crooked afro..

Answer 9

so thin the stripers use her for the pole

Answer 10

so fat, she had to iron her clothes on the driveway

Answer 11

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