what is the funniest/best saying/phrase anyone has ever told you?
2006-08-02 16:15:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
"There are no regrets in life, just lessons" -Jennifer Aniston
LOVE IT!!!!
2006-08-02 16:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by Katie S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
“They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.”
“Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it.”
“I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.”
“To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.”
“I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.”
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”
“All big things in this world are done by people who are naïve
and have an idea that is obviously impossible.”
“Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.”
“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
“Success is a journey, not a destination.”
“Success is getting what you want; happiness- wanting what you get”
2006-08-02 17:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have read these :-)
Jean Kerr
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas?
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Charlie Brown
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
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Ellen DeGeners
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
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Oscar Wilde
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
2006-08-04 23:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by VelvetRose 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
-The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.
-The things we fear the most are the things that have already happened to us.
-The journey is more important than the end.
-Until the last moment.
2006-08-02 16:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by Kae 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man is the only animal that blushes or, has reason to do so. Mark Twain
2006-08-02 23:20:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When in doubt, don't do it.
The first most important thing in life is to be kind. The second most important thing in life is to be kind. The third most important thing in life is to be kind.
Don't ever speak when you're angry.
Shut your mouth.
Sorry, that's four!
2006-08-02 16:22:44 · answer #6 · answered by No Shortage 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When someone asks you to do something, but they don't specify exactly what, maybe it's best to go ahead and just start dancing.
2006-08-02 17:12:05 · answer #7 · answered by Miss Kitae 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love me not,
Hate me not,
I am ur Friend
Forget me Not.
I Hate U. (which actually means i love u the most)
Ur beautiful, Ur intelligent, Ur confident, i like the way u carry, i love ur eyes, l like ur way of dressing but....... u r fat. infact u r healthy.
2006-08-02 19:45:52 · answer #8 · answered by animita_bh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it walk on it.
2006-08-02 16:22:52 · answer #9 · answered by Crockett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when a girl with a cigarette asks a friend of mine for a light, he says "i am the light what you seek is flame"
2006-08-02 16:51:16 · answer #10 · answered by chanda l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can play in the mud you can f*&^ in the blood. Pretty gross, but I'll never forget it!
2006-08-02 16:20:41 · answer #11 · answered by Carol R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋