2006-08-02 16:06:36 · 8 answers · asked by helpallqueen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there once was a man from Indiana
who loved to play the piana
his foot slipped
his crutch ripped
and out popped his hairy banana
2006-08-02 16:12:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
70 year old woman married a 18 year old boy. After first night, the boy died.
The post mortem report said that the boy 's death was due to drinking of milk beyond expirty date.
2006-08-03 00:08:11 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More kindergarten kids got this right than ivy league graduates.
A RIDDLE
What is more powerful than God?
More evil than the devil?
The poor have it?
The rich need it?
If you eat it, you will die?
2006-08-02 23:10:31 · answer #3 · answered by ccMarie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thre was a young lady named Susie
Who sat down in a jacuzzi
But the water was hot
And it burned her ****
And she said this doesnt amuse me
2006-08-02 23:33:28 · answer #4 · answered by deltadawn601 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde smile when it was lightning out?
Answer: She thought someone was taking her picture!
2006-08-02 23:10:07 · answer #5 · answered by Chelsey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
minnie mouse and mickey mouse went to court!
the judge ask mickey u r divorcin minnie cuz she's funny
and he said No i'm divorcin her cuz she's ****** Goofey!
2006-08-03 00:27:10 · answer #6 · answered by I'LL LUV RICH BOYS 4 U 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Customer: "Waiter, what is your thumb doing on my steak?"
Waiter: "Keeping it from falling on the floor again, sir."
2006-08-02 23:21:48 · answer #7 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-02 23:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋