These questions suck!! I love my country, don't get me wrong. But where's the pizzazz here? Tell me a joke, say something naughty. C'mon, give me a reason to check back here later!! Bye!
2006-08-02 15:50:06 · 12 answers · asked by Nikki 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
canadians r awsome...even tho i aint canadian but i am american... but candaian ppl dont seem 2 like americans lol. Ah but the canadian ppl dat i met so far r nice and funny...
for ur joke...
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building, when the first man turns to the other and says "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, the winds around the building are so intense that by the time you fall to the 10th floor, they carry you around the building and back into a window".
The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.
The second guy says, "What, are you nuts? There's no way that could happen."
"No, its true," the first man says. "Let me prove it to you."
He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets toward the street below. As he nears the 10th floor, the high winds whip him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
He meets the second man, who looks quite astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."
"No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps again. Just as he is hurtling toward the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.
"Well, why not." the second guy says, "It works. I'll try it." He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward passes the 11th, 10th 9th, 8th, floors. . . . . and hits the sidewalk with a SPLAT.
Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker and says, "You know Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk".
2006-08-03 17:21:28 · answer #1 · answered by runner_825825 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Canadians are good people, just a little insecure in being a nation that has to learn our history inside and ourt and very few americans are even know the name of one canadian providence.
Oh I'll here a few peeople saying ythats becuase americans are geographicaly ignorant etc. which is true :)
Every canadian I ever met was a good dude. They did rant alot about canada and seemed to be abnormally proud of there country .....but hey to each is own as long as their making maple syrup and not exporting terrorism
2006-08-02 15:56:51 · answer #2 · answered by rache001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GO CANADIANS!! I was born in Toronto and lived in Montreal till I was 4. But now I'm in California...BUT MONTREAL IS SO BEAUTIFUL! I go to visit every year. But hey...
Joke about Bush:
Bush is stuck on an island and meets a fairy that gives him 2 wishes. His first wish was "I wish I was back in the white house" And POOF he's there. His second wish was "I wish my people were happy" and POOF he's back at the island. LOL get it? hope so.
have a nice day
wait im confused? so do u or do u NOT like canadians?
2006-08-02 15:55:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hitler walks into a bar. He says, "Bartender. give me a beer." The bartender gave him a beer looking at him funny and asks, "Hey are you Adolf Hitler?"
Hitler: Yeah.
Bartender: I thought you were dead.
Hitler: No I just did that so people would think I am dead and so I could be alive to start World War 3.
Bartender: What are you going to do to start that.
Hitler: I'M going to kill a million jews and two clowns.
Bartender: Why two clowns?
Hitler: SEE NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!!!
2006-08-02 16:01:00 · answer #4 · answered by angelhernandezjose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever listened to The Arcade Fire? They're a very good and very "interesting" band. They're from Canada.
2006-08-02 15:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by Justin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is calling Canadians boring, classified as racist?
2006-08-02 16:19:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Opps, maybe you've bought into somebody else's culture?????? Like I want to be entertained, I have to have it, I want whatever I want and I want it now, etc. Yer in hoser country now me bye, enjoy de peace and quiet.
Hey dublinraider...TODD WHO? ha ha
2006-08-02 15:55:39 · answer #7 · answered by twinks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It all depends on your taste. Some Canadians really like this descusion. If you don't like it don't go on it. You can't generalize.
2006-08-02 15:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by centreofclassicrock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all i can say is that Canada will crumble with the departure of Todd Bertuzzi
2006-08-02 15:54:51 · answer #9 · answered by dublinraider 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like canadians
2006-08-02 15:53:06 · answer #10 · answered by duc602 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋