Little kids say some of the funniest things I've ever heard. Have you got any to share?
2006-08-02 15:05:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
When my daughter was 4, we were saying Grace at Thanksgiving. I asked her if there was anything she was really happy to have.
She replied, "My pink tights; I'm happy to have my pink tights".
Too cute.
2006-08-02 15:13:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
OK my 2 yr old talks sooo much, so everyday is something new.. but just a couple of hours ago I had to go to the gas station to get some calling cards and I go "hey baby would you like something" and she goes "yes please a pear juice" and I'm OK... "bye hon" and she goes " hey mom, bring a coffee for daddy too"... and my husband and I looked at each other and started cracking up
As soon as I walked thru the door when I got back she goes "did you bring the coffee mom?"
seriously... having a kid is just like the most fun you get to have, it's a comedy show every day!
2006-08-02 16:12:50 · answer #2 · answered by C a R L i T a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i would not say this was the funniest thing ( well my mom thought it was funny ) me my mom and my couzin was walking past a church one time i think my couzin was 4 maybe or 3 and the father was standing out side and he said oh what a cute little girl and my couzin said "who r you Fricken talking about" (she did not say fricken she said the other F word) Omg i wanted to die right then and there i was in shock and the Father just looked at us and walked away to this day i wont walk past any church with her....
2006-08-02 15:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ missy ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a friend with a six year old boy and he will ask you a million questions. One day his mom was exercising and he watched her for a while and asked "mom, if you are exercising every day why are you still fat"? She tried to explain to him that you don't get skinny right off the bat but he still didn't understand. She quite working out after a while and once again he had something else to say. This time it was a comment not a question. He told her "mom, you must not be using that machine right cause your still fat''. I would just die if my child came up and flat out told me that i was fat.
2006-08-03 21:41:34 · answer #4 · answered by littlemama_8277 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah, with 4 kids, there are so many funny things to choose from... so I'll go with the most recent....
My 3 year old opened a fortune cookie and "read" it to us...it said "Dear Brian, please have a cookie"
My 9 year old told us that she "figured out" that she is a Native American (which by the way, she is not)....because she was born in Oklahoma, and indians live in Oklahoma...also, she knows how to make moccasins and pinch pots.
My 13 year old told me a story about the 3 year old...he walked up to her with his hand out like he was going to give her something, so she put her hand out to take it from him...and as he handed her something small and sticky, he said "Here Sis, I found this in my nose" (she didn't find this one particularly funny, but my husband and I laughed our butts off)
My 7 month old doesn't talk, so nothing funny to say just yet, but he does growl =)
2006-08-02 15:22:04 · answer #5 · answered by Ash 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My son (now 6) was in preschool and they were doing the end of the day activities which this day consisted of coloring with markers. The teacher was looking at the different pictures and asked the little girl sitting across from my son what she was drawing and she told the teacher she was drawing rain.. The teacher then looked at my son's picture which was almost identical and asked him if he was drawing rain too and he looked up at her and replied.."No they're dots."
2006-08-02 15:40:49 · answer #6 · answered by Kitikat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
me,my mom and my aunt and cousins were at the all you can eat buffet and before it was time to go we went to the bathroom so the oldest of my aunt's kids(5 at the time)wouldnt have an accident on the way home.there was a line in the bathroom so when it was the oldest's turn she had to go in the stall with her mother.so when my aunt pulled down her pants,my cousin yelled "eww mommy, you bleeding!" everyone in the bathroom laughed! lol
2006-08-02 16:19:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
After church one night, a lot of us went to eat at Dairy Queen, including my pastor. He told my 4 year old that she sure was talking grown up these days. So she replied "Hello, I am 4". Luckily he thought it was funny. I wanted to crawl under the table.
2006-08-02 15:27:23 · answer #8 · answered by acts2:38girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While opening xmas presents, newphew was opening gifts and exclaimed "oooh a box" and handed off the "box" that contained clothes.
while potty training son"i make green poop like Percy!"he said. Blue icing from a bday cake turned his poop green he is totally thrilled by this!
2006-08-02 15:12:32 · answer #9 · answered by mom_a_Joy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The twins were trying to say Vibrate ( as for the Playstation controls) and it came out vibber-ate ( type dose justice) and to this day when they say that and buttons it crackes every one up
2006-08-02 15:25:14 · answer #10 · answered by lak3rat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ON 4/24/06 THE DAY BEFORE I WENT IN THE HOSPITAL TO HAVE MY BABY MY 2 YR OLD LOOKED AT HIS FATHER AND SAID "DADDY COME CHANGE MY A**" HIS DAD SAID Y AND HE SAID "CUZ I SH*T" I LAUGHED SO HARD IM SURPRISED I DIDNT GO INTO LABOR THEN I GUESS ITS TRUE "KIDS DO SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS"
2006-08-02 16:42:05 · answer #11 · answered by audra_at_home 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋