Whats the worst or funniest pickup line you heard?
someone said to me...
"do you have a bandaid? I hurt my knee falling for you!"
2006-08-02 14:45:45 · 12 answers · asked by Sully* 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Hey baby, did you just fart? 'cause you blow me away.
2006-08-02 14:54:53 · answer #1 · answered by evil_clown_of_destruction 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
20 May Not Cut It Pick Up Lines
1)That dress looks good on you, as a matter of fact; so would I.
2)(Female at the copy machine) reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
3)You know I never was too good at Maths; Like if I put you and I together, would I possibly get 69?
4)If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
5)You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they would be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
6)Hey, here’s the word of the day: LEGS. Whatya say we go upstairs and spread the word.
7)If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me …Please???
8)Why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
9)You know I gave you a piece of my mind, but I’ve got more of something else.
10)Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?
11)Ask a girl if she likes jewellery. Then grad your nuts and say, then suck this, it’s a gem!
12)Were you father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
13)Hey baby, wanna play lion? Ok. You kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
14)I’ve got the ship; you’ve got the harbor…. What say we tie up for the night?
15)My name is ______. Just remember that, so you’ll know what to scream later.
16)Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
17)I’m on fire baby; can I run through your sprinkler?
18)He: I hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah…You (whip out your Pud) well, then step up to the mike!
19)Baby I’m no Flintstone, but I can make you bedrock!
20)Motion your finger to a girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!
2006-08-02 14:52:12 · answer #2 · answered by annie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True story- baby your like a bag of potatoe chips once i get one look i just can't stop!
2006-08-02 14:55:46 · answer #3 · answered by cheerbabe104 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best one ''nice shoes wanna f u c k?
What do you do for a living i thought you were a stripper.
true stories they work
2006-08-02 14:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?
2006-08-02 14:49:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is heaven missing an angel, cause you've got nice cans
2006-08-02 14:49:32 · answer #6 · answered by Michael 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so sweet, I'd like to be your "Wizard of Ahhh's."
Oh please miss, let me help you ... I know you must have hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven.
What modeling agency do you work for?
2006-08-02 14:53:52 · answer #7 · answered by pickle head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i could rearange the alphabet id put u and i together
2006-08-02 14:53:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about:
"You're a mudwrestler, aren't you?"
True story...
(He had the pictures...)
2006-08-02 14:50:02 · answer #9 · answered by Debbie R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can i have your number i lost mine
my friends call me Tigger but you can call me later
2006-08-02 14:56:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋