I need a good laugh right now.
2006-08-02 14:40:52 · 6 answers · asked by CDK 3 in Health ➔ Mental Health
2 bulls on a hill over looking some cows
1 young the other older
the young bull says
lets RUN down there and make love to ONE of sexxy cows
the older bull turn to younger one and says
no my boy lets WALK down there and make love to ALL of them
2006-08-02 17:22:10 · answer #1 · answered by timothy r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I hope you're of age....A man comes home at lunch time and here's his wife, in a nitie, sitting at the kitchen table finishing up breakfast with the mailman!
The husband pulls the wife into the next room and wants to know just what is goin' on.
She says, "remember when I asked you what we should give the mailman for xmas? You said,"F---'em, give him a buck", so I did. Then she proudly adds,"Breakfast was MY idea!"
2006-08-02 14:59:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my *****.
2006-08-02 14:48:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the basket ball court?
He heard the ref was blowing fowls.
2006-08-06 11:25:33 · answer #4 · answered by mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks int a bar. The bartender says, "Hay fella, why the long face?"
A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Hey Doc you gotta help me."
The doc says . "Well what's the problem?"
The guy says, "I'm a teeppee, I'm a wigwam"
The doc says, "Relax, you're just two tents" get it? too tense, ah I rack myself up he ha he ha
2006-08-02 14:50:55 · answer #5 · answered by crct2004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Home is where your house is.
Have you heard of the 12-step group for people who talk too much ?
2006-08-02 15:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by bjoybeads 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋