2006-08-02 13:14:15 · 6 answers · asked by Z, unnecessary letter 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
What do penguins have to do with anything?
Everything.
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2006-08-02 13:19:54 · update #1
Penguins have been known appear out of the thin air in numbers up to the thousands. This comes from their ability to fly through dimensions. When a penguin decides it wants to attack something, all it has to do is send the word out. The area the penguin wishes to attack is immediately over-run with umpteen penguins...penguins of mass destruction.
There are several ways penguins can mess things up. If a penguin terrorist wants to down a plane, all he has to do is send the word out. The plane immediately fills with penguins and crashes due to the excessive weight (the penguins having warped out before the final moment). They can do that to buildings too.
If they just want to kill a person, there's the likewise dogpile option.
There are many, many ways for penguins to f*** s*** up; it can happen any time. That is why I wear a special perfume formulated to scare away penguins. I'm safe. Are you?
2006-08-02 13:27:05 · answer #1 · answered by Gremlin 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah you are right penguins have everything to do with everything! just cuz penguins won't give you your tickets and they are off fighting in wars and stuff and they won't go home and you want them to come home and you wanna know where they are and they are fighting in more wars and Ednas and a bunch of stuff like that yep that has everything to do with everything. you know what i think i think that the whole world should be on a look out for those penguins so when someone see them they can try and get them back to you. so we will have no more worries about those penguins getting into wars. and they can stay out of other people's freezers. so yep there thats the solution. we have to get the world on the look out for penguins so we can end this whole funny/serious situation! yay!!! thats my opinion and it just might work. you want your penguins back right?
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2006-08-02 21:46:01 · answer #2 · answered by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, penguins have normally been an unorganized peacelloving race....until fluffy feathersorg the 1st. hes turned them into a ravaging horde of monsterus destroyers. I would say that after deafeting undead gerbils, the kuwait army, cyborg polarbears, and ALL of the ednas.....their pretty effective as weapons of mass destruction
2006-08-02 22:48:41 · answer #3 · answered by Hellion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen Madagascar? Silly kid's movie? I think not! Did you see the way those penguins comandeered an entire ship?
BEWARE THE PENGUINS!!!!
2006-08-03 00:11:24 · answer #4 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've been watching too many science fiction movies.
2006-08-02 20:19:09 · answer #5 · answered by LL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do penguins have to do with anything?
2006-08-02 20:17:36 · answer #6 · answered by leebeeguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋