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Atheists...I think we have the cuter belly buttons......?
Dont you think we creationists have the cuter belly buttons.? ...Since we are desendents of Adam and Eve our tummys are smoother...less hairy....although I think atheists have the more muscular...tighter and more six packie looking since they do all that Tarzan swinging thru the trees stuff....they are a lot more fit than we are since we do all that sitting in church....you know....all those chubby christians... we all rush to the restaurant after services...I was at Cracker Barrel the other day after church...whewwww!! Can you say exercise ?? Can you say low fat diet ?? Can you say " walk it off baby ? "...lol.....just kiddingggg.... see my 360 for much " deeper insight " into the belly button question....

2006-08-02 12:46:39 · 27 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

27 answers

So THAT'S what's wrong with me! I had to put a ring in mine so that when gravity finally wins it's battle,I can just loop some rope through it and haul it over my shoulders and tie it to my back beltloop to keep my stomach up where it should be.Don't know what I'm going to do about everything else,though.I guess it's the males that have the sixpack.I don't do too much tree-swinging these days,but I do have to drag my oldest one out of them sometimes.At least I know why he's always in them.I called him a little monkey when he was younger,and now I know why.Well,I'm getting hungry,so I need to have my daily bunch of bananas.I never thought I was a total atheist before,but evolution does explain so much about my family...

2006-08-03 12:38:34 · answer #1 · answered by kimberli 4 · 0 2

Your belly button makes me jealous!
;-)
update-okay you guys are really cruel and "stupid" since you like to use that word.
she's just joking around
and what about the cracker barrel? Why shouldn't she go there? I'm confused....Why are you hating on your sister that loves your god? If you ever read anything about her you'd know she's deeply in Love with Jesus!! And if you read her article with a little more focus you'd understand she's saying she's a creationist, not an atheist, and she's asking the atheists if creationists have cuter belly buttons....a bit silly, but who cares.

2006-08-02 20:20:41 · answer #2 · answered by moonbaby279 4 · 0 0

Yes, hairy. If god is so purposeful and perfect, what is it with body hair? I mean 90% is useless. Maybe god wanted to keep Norelco in business.

And you obviously haven't had children. Your cute little belly button will multiply or disappear altogether!

Hey, what's wrong with atheist at Cracker Barrel on a Sunday accept for their walking fish emblem on their car?

2006-08-02 20:00:49 · answer #3 · answered by skept1c 3 · 0 0

It does not really matter which religion you are to have a "nice belly button". My best friend is Christian and she has a nice body. What really matters is how healthy you eat, how much you exercise, and etc. The question really should be "Why don't Atheists believe in God and Why Christians (and other religions) do?"

2006-08-02 19:52:38 · answer #4 · answered by j22kat 2 · 0 0

you adimit we are desendents of adam and eve yet adam and eve is the first man and female out of the bible, you said you were ''at the cracker barrel after church'' are you really a atheists or just a teen trying to be cool, well you just proved how stupid you really are! get a life and grow up!

2006-08-02 21:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by sunistao 3 · 0 0

See when you have no belief your focus is your belly button what a lamemo get a life and stop disrespecting people loser.....Note to people with lives don't respond to this rebelious lil girl who probably believes in God but has some things against her parents and just loves to piss other believers off for fun.......

2006-08-02 19:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by amliera 2 · 0 0

If you came from Adam and eve, then you came from two people who inbred with their children, and their children inbred making 6 billion people. You would be so mutated from the lack of genetic diversity, you would not have a belly button.

2006-08-02 19:54:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

u are a strange lil christian...when ever u come to chi-town we can compare our belly buttons to some atheists....and go out to eat after church...you know what...I think I do go out all the time after church...I might have to ask a question now...

2006-08-02 22:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by Only 1 I LUv 2 · 0 0

Oh boy. Let's pray you get a life. After all, everyone knows Darwin did not state man descended from apes or monkeys.

2006-08-02 19:51:05 · answer #9 · answered by whozethere 5 · 0 0

LoL I have a flat stomache too! It's great...i love belly buttons too...well...stomaches in general... If anyone wants to check mine out go to myspace.com/gods_sweet_angel

2006-08-03 11:55:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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