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2006-08-02 10:42:35 · 29 answers · asked by Allfather's Ravens 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

29 answers

[biting tongue]

2006-08-02 10:47:30 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 4 6

Oh I thought having a lobotomy and becoming a Christian were one in the same.

2006-08-02 10:47:27 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ ♫ 4 · 0 0

In your case, a lobotomy wouldn't cause any changes, so yes, you'd definitely still be able to become a Christian.

2006-08-02 10:49:08 · answer #3 · answered by fishing66833 6 · 0 0

You have to have a lobotomy to be a christian.

2006-08-02 10:47:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey I wouldn't accept offers from any Christian organizations until ya get the best one! Hell I think they all online now maybe auction yaself on Evilbay, play up the fact that 1/2 ya brain been surgically removed! The bidding will keep going! You their dream come true but 1 of em will come on TV or w/e & say, "The Lord led me to ebay and we won this guy at auction!" LMFAOOOOOOOO

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-08-02 10:53:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Try it and see. Apparently, many who have 'answered' thus far have had lobotomies (of morals) and still refuse to be civil, open-minded to the truth of Jesus Christ.

2006-08-02 10:51:40 · answer #6 · answered by whynot_tigger 2 · 0 0

A very wise man once said:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

I can't remember the guy's name.

EDIT:
LOL, ask Chris, maybe he remembers!
erm...something about great minds...or...ummm...
I forget.

2006-08-02 10:47:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You could... but I don't recommeend lobotomies.

2006-08-02 10:46:10 · answer #8 · answered by ziz 4 · 0 0

better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

2006-08-02 10:46:58 · answer #9 · answered by Archer Christifori 6 · 0 0

Probably not, simply because you would not have the capability to choose whether to follow Christ or not, let alone make the commitment involved. Then again, you may be absolved of your sin because once lobotomized you would no longer be responsible for your actions.

2006-08-02 10:50:33 · answer #10 · answered by byhisgrace70295 5 · 0 0

lobotomy or bottle in front of me

2006-08-02 10:48:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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