I have destroyed a planet by mistake, does anyone know how to write a condolence letter to send the the planet

Question

where some of the relatives reside? I'm not good at apologizing.

Answer 1

Oh Darth, your voice is so alluring...but friend, there is no real way to apologize and who is left to accept the apology, anyway??

Answer 2

If you have destroyed a planet , you need to send a
condolence letter to the Sister planet , not the planet
you've destroyed . Otherwise the letter will come back
stamped (RETURN TO SENDER ADDRESS UNKNOWN)

Answer 3

Dear Planet,
I regret that I had to do this horrible thing to your relatives, but I have no choice, as I am diabolical and am committed to keeping up my image as a representative of the Dark Side. I'm sorry but then again, I really don't care much at all. Just wanted to do the polite thing.
Sincerely,
Mr. Vader
P.S. You're next.

Answer 4

Just put a cross and flowers where the planet was like they do on the highway.

Answer 5

If the planet is destroyed. Why bother?

Answer 6

I reckon ya oughtta say

"I'm right sorry I tore up your planet.I was aimin' fer a squirrel ta make squirrel dumplins and heard a noise an looked up and there was pieces of legs an arms a goin' everywhere.

Please take yer gun back.........I don't know nuthin' bout no ray guns...so if ya will...gimme back my shotgun.

Answer 7

Dear XXX,

Please forgive my terrible mistake. I was aiming for a satellite 3000 light years to the left of XXX planet. I hope this will not reflect poorly on your opinion of me or any of my future endeavors. Please accept this gift of a ray gun, capable of enslaving an entire race, as my apology.

Condolences,
XXX

Answer 8

Just say,,,, OOOPS!