What would you do if you found a briefcase full of money on the sidewalk?

Question

Be honest, dude!!!!

Would you:

1. Give the money to the poor
2. Spend it all on yourself
3. Give it to your loved ones/family
4. Give it to the Pigs (Police officers)

or ? Invent your own thang, dude!!!!!!!!!

be as creative as you like! But be honest. : )

Answer 1

2 and 3. screw the cops and the idiot that lost it.

Answer 2

2 and 3

Answer 3

I would count it and TIVO the news on every channel for a couple days to see if it made the news. If I saw nothing, I would begin to slowly spend the money. The bills could be marked so I would probably break the largest bill I could everyday at different businesses everyday on either food or something that won't exist after I am done and take the change to the bank or keep it somewhere in my home. Eventually hopefully I would be able to keep about 85% of the money.

I learned my lesson about doing the right thing years ago. I found a wedding ring in the parking lot of my employer, it was a huge diamond and I knew someone would really miss it. I took it to our security office. 3 days later I checked to see if it was claimed and they said it was never turned in. I had very little money at the time and I wish I could have pawned it and got a couple hundred for it.

Answer 4

I would give it to the police. Term "Pigs" hasn't been used since the 60s. Get with the program.

The money could be: 1) tainted (with some type of ink)
2) coded in some way (as a pay off) the police then follow the coded money to the crook.
3) It could be someone's savings and it was being transported to another institution and was lost.

Besides, the money isn't mine.
Taking something that doesn't belong to me or was given to me is STEALING!!!!!

Answer 5

First, don't call the police 'pigs'. You have to trust someone, and they earn all the respect we can give them.
I'd like to buy a farm and use it for homeless people. Some could rehab back into the great American dream, and some are not capable of doing that, and some just might like living in a group.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

First I would count it, then decide if it was enough cash to risk getting killed over. Usually, hard working honest people aren’t going to leave a briefcase load of cash just lying around. If it were 5+ million dollars, I would disappear in a f*cking heartbeat. Hell yeah, drinkin margaritas and bangin senoritas…

Answer 8

Simple. After selling my pet store, "I've Got Worms" I'd try to locate the owner with my roommate Harry. After a series of misadventures and urination stories, we'd eventually end up in Aspin on a mo-ped only to spend the money and desire to make love to school boys.

Answer 9

I would give it to the police, after all if I misplaced a case of money I would like someone to do that for me. You see if I kept it, I wouldn't enjoy it as I would be filled with guilt. I'd rather be poor with peace of mind than riddled with guilt.

Answer 10

id keep some of it and then give some of it too the officers
this way the police can either keep the half or give it to the respectful owner and i get to keep the money + if theres a rewaard :P

Answer 11

having seen the money i wud calmy close it up take it home.

get home n count it up, more than once if i aint sure.

i wud then think hard, but not long on the things i NEED right now in life, i wud then apportion part of it on myself n spend this over a timespread.

as for the rest, well icant keep in in cash, its too risky, i wud apportion the rest in equal amounts, n make deposits into my acocunt until its all used up, as goin in with all of it is too risky.

either way its mine im keeping it, soory its not selfish but its life, n thts how it goes.