A visitor to the farm noticed the pig only had three legs and the farmer said, that pig saved the life of my little boy when he fell into pond. The pig ran in and pulled him to safety.
But how did he lose the leg?
Then one night when the barn caught fire, that pig squealed and squealed until I woke up and managed to put he fire out. Saved the barn he did.
But how did he lose his leg?
He killed a fox that had been stealing my chickens, he did too.
Yes but how did he lose his leg?
Well, you don't eat a pig like that all at once.
2006-08-02
09:10:30
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