According to the Bible, what car does God drive?
Who was the shortest prophet of the Bible?
2006-08-02 08:57:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Randy G got one of them below, here's a hint:
"Go forth pursuing them in your...."
2006-08-02 11:20:19 · update #1
Chariot?
Paul?
God bless you!
(hugs)
dbd
2006-08-02 09:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Fury
God drove Adam & Eve out of the garden in a Fury!!!
Not sure who the shortest prophet was, but here's a few more for you. I thinks maybe God has a sense of humor!!
Smiles from the Bible...
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groannn...)
PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible.
It says . . . "Hebrews"
God Bless You!!
2006-08-02 16:05:59 · answer #2 · answered by Blessed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it Elijah who was the shortest? I don't know about a car, but most of the older sky-solar gods rode a boat or chariot across the sky.
I particularly enjoy the curses in the OT. There was one, I don't remember where, but a man stood on a roof top and cursed someone to have a penis the size of his father's. I found that hysterical.
2006-08-02 16:06:33 · answer #3 · answered by ninusharra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humor good! I don't know the answers to those two, so I'll share a joke of my own:
Q: Where in the Bible does it talk about baseball?
A: Genesis 1:1 "In the big inning..."
2006-08-02 16:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by Church Music Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God drives a Plymouth Fury.
2006-08-02 16:02:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol-everyone knows god drives a chevy-as for the shortest-john was by a head-keep the peace old hippie here
2006-08-02 16:05:21 · answer #6 · answered by bergice 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm God dosent drive a car I dont think..and zacheuse was the shortest
2006-08-02 16:06:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's where the bible mentions smoking: GEN 24:64
And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
2006-08-02 16:05:38 · answer #8 · answered by BobbyD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna go with a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord...
The shortest is Nehemiah (knee-hi-miah!). Or maybe the man, whose name I can't remember, who fell asleep "in his watch."
2006-08-02 16:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by Karen J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shortest prophet? Knee-high-my-ya (Nehemiah)
Not sure about the car. I haven't heard that one.
However, did you realize that baseball is mentioned in Genesis? (In the big inning...)
Smile ^_^
2006-08-02 16:05:29 · answer #10 · answered by Randy G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God does not need to drive a vehicle Have you tried Jokes and Riddles?
2006-08-02 16:06:02 · answer #11 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋