2006-08-02 08:33:56 · 8 answers · asked by omar gadallallallallallallalla 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama's as dirty as a hockey team. she only changes her pads every three periods
2006-08-02 08:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by Toni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so stupid she took the pepsi challenge and chose jiffy
yo mama so stupid she got fired from a ********<--old school
2006-08-02 15:47:07 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&m in aphlebt order
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
yo mama so fat when her pager went off people thought she was backing up beep beep beep
yo mama so ulgy when she looked in the marrior she ducked
yo mama so fat when you walked around her you got lost
yo mama so fat when she walked pass the tv you miss four episodes
2006-08-02 16:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by B.Y.O.B!!(bring-your-our-beer!!) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so stupid she paid her phone bill at Taco Bell.
2006-08-02 15:48:56 · answer #4 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so black when she got out the car the oil light came on
2006-08-02 16:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by ythefunknot 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont take offense.
Your mama is so stupid that after her first baby, she had you.
2006-08-06 04:26:42 · answer #6 · answered by Southie9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma says to tell you to stop asking for those stupid Yo Mamma Jokes.
And for you to quit telling them.
Says that telling them, makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-08-03 00:44:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooo no the first one is NASTY. lol
yo mama so fat she sat in a SUV and it became a lowrider
2006-08-02 15:44:03 · answer #8 · answered by Mango 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋