Find a good reliable hitman (in the yellow pages) and take out a contract on that bastard cat, put him in concrete shoes, and throw him in the river,(that'll teach him)
2006-08-02 08:31:43
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't know where you are, but we're having a heatwave in most of the USA. Temperatures in some places are well over 100 degrees. I think cold might be preferable right now, but that's just my opinion. With that being said, I DO think you should take up the cat issue with your owner. That definitely doesn't seem right to me!
2006-08-02 08:28:58
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answered by clarity 7
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I hope you live in Nunavut(farest North territory in Canada) because it's like....102 in Indiana. You owner could possibly waiting for you to die then examine your vocal cords. Sobrien and I will capture you. We will split the billions we make in thirds, and you can spend your money on a heated dog house. With an excercise room, so you don't have to go for walks in the hot sun!!!
2006-08-02 08:32:46
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't know man. It's a dog's life. Bastard cats get everything. I'm outside sweating and my fro is getting matted. If I were you I would bite my owner's leg.
2006-08-02 08:28:31
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answered by Ha Ha Charade You Are................... 4
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Wow! A dog that knows how to use a computer.
Im so impressed. lol yeah right
2006-08-02 08:29:29
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answered by ? 5
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I do not know where you live but it is 100 in maryland
2006-08-02 08:27:28
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answered by aussie 6
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what's the dogs name? he/she is a good looking dog
2006-08-02 11:46:39
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answered by juicyfruitishandsome 4
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you can type that is awesome so your owner does have you inside then.
2006-08-02 08:31:15
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answered by miranda s 1
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you are a very intelligent dog, you can understand english and use the internet. i will come find you, capture you, and use you to make millions. thanks
2006-08-02 08:27:54
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answered by sobrien 6
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