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Why is the cat inside the house and I'm not?

2006-08-02 08:24:34 · 9 answers · asked by Petals 2 in Pets Dogs

I know there's a heatwave out there in USA. But i'm in the Philippines and its raining here everyday for two months already. So you see its cold here and I can't play outside.

2006-08-02 08:57:52 · update #1

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Find a good reliable hitman (in the yellow pages) and take out a contract on that bastard cat, put him in concrete shoes, and throw him in the river,(that'll teach him)

2006-08-02 08:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't know where you are, but we're having a heatwave in most of the USA. Temperatures in some places are well over 100 degrees. I think cold might be preferable right now, but that's just my opinion. With that being said, I DO think you should take up the cat issue with your owner. That definitely doesn't seem right to me!

2006-08-02 08:28:58 · answer #2 · answered by clarity 7 · 0 0

I hope you live in Nunavut(farest North territory in Canada) because it's like....102 in Indiana. You owner could possibly waiting for you to die then examine your vocal cords. Sobrien and I will capture you. We will split the billions we make in thirds, and you can spend your money on a heated dog house. With an excercise room, so you don't have to go for walks in the hot sun!!!

2006-08-02 08:32:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know man. It's a dog's life. Bastard cats get everything. I'm outside sweating and my fro is getting matted. If I were you I would bite my owner's leg.

2006-08-02 08:28:31 · answer #4 · answered by Ha Ha Charade You Are................... 4 · 0 0

Wow! A dog that knows how to use a computer.
Im so impressed. lol yeah right

2006-08-02 08:29:29 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

I do not know where you live but it is 100 in maryland

2006-08-02 08:27:28 · answer #6 · answered by aussie 6 · 0 0

what's the dogs name? he/she is a good looking dog

2006-08-02 11:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by juicyfruitishandsome 4 · 0 0

you can type that is awesome so your owner does have you inside then.

2006-08-02 08:31:15 · answer #8 · answered by miranda s 1 · 0 0

you are a very intelligent dog, you can understand english and use the internet. i will come find you, capture you, and use you to make millions. thanks

2006-08-02 08:27:54 · answer #9 · answered by sobrien 6 · 0 0

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