How does one go about getting an EU citizenship? My mother is from Germany.?

Answer 1

If your mother was a German citizen, you are entitled to German citizenship, too:

http://www.multiplecitizenship.com/wscl/ws_GERMANY.html

But notice that Germany does not recognize dual citizenship.

Answer 2

As far as I know, you just gotta stay 8 years legally in Germany and then you can apply for citizenship.