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2006-08-02 07:49:23 · 18 answers · asked by GB_Can 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

lmfao thats hilarious. i've always thought that myself cuz there is nowhere to go to get away from the stinch, especially if you are the only one in the elevator and you fart and then someone else gets in there with you it would be a little awkward. that is soo funny lolololololololol

2006-08-02 08:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by Amber 3 · 0 1

the best is to fart in an elevator then blame it on a person around you and make others believe that they were the one who did it.

2006-08-05 21:25:49 · answer #2 · answered by Southie9 5 · 0 0

It is wrong, but that doesn't make it any less fun.
I like to "cropdust" as I walk out of the elevator.

Occasionally if a bank line is too long, a healthy fart there will move you to the front a little quicker. Longer lines, like DMV, may require multiple poots.

2006-08-02 07:59:29 · answer #3 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0 0

Yup because if you are alone you will never know who will enter the elevator in the next floor.

Probably its the female that you planned to date and it could turn out to be a dissapointment.

2006-08-02 07:53:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you are alone, it is no big deal, but you better hope that nobody gets on the elevator before you get off.

If it is crowded, no way.

2006-08-02 08:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by Dan F 2 · 0 0

Yes, you can do that and see how do most people suspect. Or maybe you can do it and look aroundas if you are trying to find the culprit.

If its crowded, no one can guess unless someone is really short and standing right behind you. Wait. If he is that close maybe he wont live to tell the truth.

hahaha..

2006-08-02 08:36:04 · answer #6 · answered by Jezuz C 2 · 0 0

drink a lot of milk before you get on the elevator first, then do it.

2006-08-02 08:00:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well if you must just hope it's not one of those loud farts that's embarassing, but funny as hell=D

I was at work one day and let one rip and a guy heard me and his response was like oooookaaaaaayyy!

2006-08-02 08:53:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not if your in the elevator with yer boss and associate...cause then you can calmly step back cover your nose look at yer associate and point at yer boss!

Sharin' my smiles...
SmileyCat : )

2006-08-02 16:37:32 · answer #9 · answered by SmileyCat : ) 4 · 0 0

I do it all the time ... just as I am getting off. I laugh for hours at the poor people still suffering in there.

2006-08-02 08:51:26 · answer #10 · answered by hondo1974 2 · 0 0

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