A truck driver amused himself by swerving to hit lawyers walking down the side of the road. There would be a loud "thud", and then he would swerve back on the road.
As the driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you goin', Father?"
The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.
"I'll give you a lift."
The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to him him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud." Unsure of where the noise come from, he glaced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."
The priest replied, "That's OK son..I got him with the door."
1-10?
SmileyCat : )
2006-08-02 07:18:28 · 9 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i say a solid 8.
2006-08-02 14:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
3
2006-08-02 14:23:45 · answer #2 · answered by abbeyroad54321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 1/2
2006-08-02 14:23:04 · answer #3 · answered by jmrolland_4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha 10
2006-08-02 14:28:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha 7.
why don't people like lawyers?
2006-08-02 14:41:22 · answer #5 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
te-he i found it funny when you sent it to the group :D check ya later â¥
2006-08-02 16:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be safe, and give it a 7 and a half!......:)
2006-08-02 21:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by tictak kat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...hey. wait !
I am gonna sue your a$$ !!!
2006-08-02 15:31:57 · answer #8 · answered by Jezuz C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL - GOOD ONE!
2006-08-02 15:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by pottersclay70 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋