I was reading one whacky Christian's ideas about the end times and he said:
"Next, comes the worst part- the seven Vial Judgments. Sores will develop on worshippers of the antichrist (as he will be worshipped as god after his resurrection). The Sea, then the rivers will turn to blood. Next there will be an intense heat wave. Next the antichrists kingdom will fall into darkness. Then, the river Euphrates will dry up, to facilitate the crossing of the antichrist's army to the battle of armageddon. Next there will be huge earthquakes leveling every mountain in the world accompained by 100 lb hailstones."
So I was wondering, could this new case of Athlete's Foot I've developed be the sore that develops on the worshippers of the antichrist during the Seven Vial Judgments? Apparently that's the worst part of the end times, because that's what this whacky Christian guy (just another religious nut) on the internet said. Will the sea and rivers turn to blood soon? I'm gravely concerned!
2006-08-02 07:15:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm smiling. Are you?
2006-08-02 07:19:29 · answer #1 · answered by Zeta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like an army needs a river to dry up to cross it with todays technology.
Get some fast acting Tenactin for that athletes foot
2006-08-02 07:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless all that other stuff starts happening -- mountains being leveled and 100-pound hailstones and all that -- I wouldn't worry.
Just go see the pharmacist, or maybe a doctor.
2006-08-02 07:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not time for the Tribulation yet. You'll know when it gets here. I don't know if I'd keep on making fun of God's word and His people during these times.
2006-08-02 07:21:39 · answer #4 · answered by Grandma Susie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're sooo cool. But I would keep an eye on the weather, because there may be really bad warm spell in your nearby future.
2006-08-02 07:27:14 · answer #5 · answered by jchristop05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I think that you should get something for that. If that doesn't help, and the sore looks like say the devil or something, it might just be what you think it is.
2006-08-02 07:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by rainthatwalks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seriously doubt your sore is a sign of the apocalypse. However, everything on CNN seems to be. >.<
2006-08-02 07:20:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it is a sign your disgusting and need to bathe and "dry" properly. Freak.
2006-08-02 07:22:42 · answer #8 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was always told, when the world is ending, you'll know
2006-08-02 07:20:03 · answer #9 · answered by chavito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well cool guy, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're an idiot.
2006-08-02 07:19:24 · answer #10 · answered by James P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get outta here lol
2006-08-02 07:18:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋