At a bar, a bloke drinks his pint then pees up the counter.
"What the hell you think doing? There's a gents through there"
"Oh, the shame. Please forgive me, it's a compulsion, I'm so ashamed"
"Well clear off and get some therapy, you dirty devil!"
Six months later the bloke is back.
"I recognise you. you're barred"
"Don't worry, I saw a psychiatrist like you said and I'm cured now"
"Oh, well that's good. What's it gonna be, a pint?"
The bloke drinks up and pees up the counter.
"Here, you're doing it again- I thought you said you were cured?"
"I am, I am. Now I'm not ashamed of it"
2006-08-02 07:13:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol very funny.
2006-08-02 11:43:43 · answer #1 · answered by hey hey hey! 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Fabulous!
2006-08-02 07:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, never be ashamed of anything LOL.
By the way thanks for the the best answer and the 10 points for "isn't it confusing" it made me smile.
2006-08-02 09:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by bookwormaddict 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What have we to answer??
and thats a rubbish joke i dont even get it? why wud sum1 pee on a counter and ..... its just not funny!
2006-08-02 07:23:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU HAVE NO SHAME have you
never mind I like
A GOOD PISSUP too
2006-08-02 08:08:00 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-02 07:18:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-02 07:39:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wooooooooooooow that was hella funny uhhhhhhhhh not really!!!
2006-08-02 07:21:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-08-02 20:40:47 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?
2006-08-02 07:16:24 · answer #10 · answered by SurveyCorner11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋