Standard Boxing rules apply.
2006-08-02 07:09:56 · 16 answers · asked by Southpaw 7 in Sports ➔ Boxing
Inside of 4 rounds Grimmace is unstoppable as he has patterned himself after the famous heavyweight that goes by Butterbean. The Hamburglar is sneaky though he likes to throw a flurry of punches at the very end of the round to "steal" rounds. If he is not disqualified for low blows I say he wears Grimmace out by the ninth and Ko's him.
My prediction is Hamburglar wins with ninth round KO
2006-08-02 09:26:54 · answer #1 · answered by mrraraavis 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hamburglar would score an head-spinning amount of points through body shots. Grimace doesn't wear trunks and if he did he'd have such a low belt Hamburglar could land a shot just about anywhere.
As the fight progresses into the later rounds a frustrated Grimace would freak-out and swallow Hamburglar whole.
Result - No Contest.
2006-08-02 17:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by Samuel C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hamburglar
2006-08-02 14:12:49 · answer #3 · answered by <33 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hamburglar would be faster and would have more mobility with his jab. in a 15 round fight, the grimace would lose stamina.
I'd say the hamburglar would win a split decision 15 rounder going the distance.
2006-08-02 14:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by Tones 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hamburglar would win on points by bobbing and weaving and running circles around Grimace.
But if the big purple blob lands just one big shot, HB is finished.
2006-08-02 14:16:25 · answer #5 · answered by mikep426 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Grimace ever connected, the Hamburglar would be out like yesterday's quarter pounders. But that guy is verrrrrrry fast.
2006-08-02 14:15:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Grimace would knock Hamburglar's head clean off his shoulders. It may take a couple rounds, but he'd catch him sooner or later.
2006-08-02 14:14:46 · answer #7 · answered by fishing66833 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grimace...he's so chubby Hamburglar would never make a dent. Isn't Grimace the funniest name for a McDonald's character? I guess they are acknowledging what their food makes you do.
2006-08-02 14:15:59 · answer #8 · answered by Perry L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hamburglar, easily. He's got a longer reach and he's quicker on his feet. He could, in theory, tire himself out from avoiding being hit, but he probably would've already knocked Grimace out by then.
2006-08-02 14:14:50 · answer #9 · answered by dorky_goddess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grimmance. He'd be in it for the long haul. The Hamburglar is shorter and he seems kind of mental already. With a few good jabs from Grimmace he's on the floor.
2006-08-02 14:15:38 · answer #10 · answered by sonik_starz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋