MURDER IN THE NEWSPAPER: The old man ws a priest and he was sitting alone when he read the newspaper. That day a man had confessed to him that he had murdered his aunt for her money. The priest realized tha the woman in the newspaper was the murder victim. The seal of the confessional meant that he could not report the incident to the police.
THE MAN WHO RETURNED TOO SOON: His home was a houseboat on the sea. He put on his scuba gear and dived 200 feet. One should ascend from such a depth slowly in order to depressurize. He came up too quickly and suffered a severe attack of the "bends," from which he died.
GOODBYE, MOTHER: (most who answered this got it right) The young woman was presented with the bill for the old lady's meal. The lady had assured the waiter, "My daughter will pay."
2006-08-02
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