I love Newfies - and they have the best Newfie jokes.
2006-08-02 06:54:17 · 10 answers · asked by machinator 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A newfie is a person from Newfoundland - they think the mainlanders are a bit crazy and vice versa. All in good fun though.
" Newfie Waiter: Would you like to try the beef tongue?
Mainlander: No, I do not eat anything that comes from an animal's mouth.
Newfie Waiter: Would you like an omelette instead? "
2006-08-02 07:04:54 · update #1
An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Newfie had decided to go on a hunting trip and were staying in a cabin in the woods. They decided to go hunting one at a time, while the other two stayed and guarded the cabin.
The Irishman goes out first and comes back with a fox. He says, very simply, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I catch fox."
Then the Englishman goes out and comes back with a rabbit. He says, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I catch rabbit."
Then it was the Newfie's turn. He goes out and comes back limping and badly beaten up. He says, "I see tracks, I follow tracks, I get hit by train."
2006-08-02 07:04:10 · answer #1 · answered by nitr0bike 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are talking about goofy Newfies, the great people from Newfoundland, I love them, too!!! My parents were from Newfoundland, so I know that is a wonderful part of the world with fantastic people. The funniest true family story I can remember from my childhood is about one of my Moms' Uncles, who was in his seventies at the time, and traveled to the Mainland and then the USA to visit a grandaughter and her family in the Boston area. This was in the fifties. He went in to get ready to go to bed at night, and came out of the bathroom and told them he thought he had broke their washing machine....He had been trying to wash his one piece union suit type long johns...Unfortunately he had actually had put them into the old fashioned type of toilet with the water box that was over your head and attempted to flush them instead. Poor man, that was a frightening experience; but ended up being a great family story. Oh my, I've got tears in my eyes just typing this....Have a good day!!!!!
2006-08-02 07:08:11 · answer #2 · answered by Sue F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheering Up Jokes
2016-10-13 22:49:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Newfie jokes rock! Sorry I can't think of any right now.
2006-08-02 06:59:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no I dont, sorry. I dont know what a Newfie is.
But I have this joke:
Why did the signal turn red?
You'd turn red too if you changed in the middle of the street!
2006-08-02 06:59:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't know Newfie.
Why do blond women have bruised belly buttons?
b/c blond men are dumb too.
2006-08-02 07:01:48 · answer #6 · answered by jellogiggle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is a newfie?
2006-08-02 06:58:19 · answer #7 · answered by pshhhhhhhhlizzz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaaa
cherryicee00 was funny. never heard that one.
2006-08-02 07:08:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know what that is
2006-08-02 08:42:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no... sorry
2006-08-02 07:06:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋