There were drug dealer, a teacher and a farmer and they were all from very different backgrounds, but live in the same environment who all had something in common. They all wanted to go to Timbucktu. Timbuck tu was a place where they have nothing but the best looking woman/man and the sights are beautiful.One day in their town the mayor decided to have a poetry contest 4 everyone. So people in the town came and tryed,but there were only three finalist, which were the farmer, teacher and the drug dealer. So it was the day of da competition and they worked really hard on their poems. So the first one to go up was the drug dealer. He said: Old Mcdonald was sitting on a bench and he burnt his balls on a monkey wrench. The crowd went wild .next is da teacher :Long across the desert sand, a lonely caravan trekked to timbuktu. The crowd liked it.So last is da farmer& he said:Me&tim a huntin went,met three whores ina popup tent,they were three&we were two, so I bucked one and tim buck tu.
2006-08-02 06:50:40 · 12 answers · asked by Snoopy85 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a good joke to make someone chuckle.funny though lol
2006-08-02 07:10:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
Your English could use some help though. Makes things easier to read.
2006-08-02 17:57:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he ha funny - speaking frankly - not so much funny after reading all this long, any how i would give you 7 out of 10 dear
2006-08-02 07:35:21 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-02 06:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by looneytoon783 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was good!! LOL,,,thanks for the laugh!!
2006-08-02 07:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its too long, but funny :D
2006-08-02 07:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by Bella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny, I forgot to laugh.....
2006-08-02 07:34:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT'S OK NOT THE GREATEST
2006-08-02 06:55:29 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-02 13:53:57 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny!!!!
2006-08-02 06:54:37 · answer #10 · answered by Alina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋