She's been gone about a week, took the kids with her. I've done nothing but have wild parties and messed the place up. It looks like a bomb has hit it. I cant get in touch with any of my so-called friends. My neighbour Mrs Fogerty has fallen out with me. Can anyone come round and help me sort out this mess ?
2006-08-02 06:46:46 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Tell Hillary hi, Bill.
2006-08-02 06:51:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
File a police report that kids must have broken into the house and had a party. You'll have to break a window first of coarse- preferably one on a door. Then take pictures for the insurance company and misplace some items so your wife thinks they've been stolen.
If you actually do this rather than fessing up... I will lose all respect for you... but that probably doesn't matter seeing as how we never met.
2006-08-02 07:00:28 · answer #2 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only way you can straighten things out is if you GET OFF THE COMPUTER. Next, you must CLEAN UP THE HOUSE. Finally, the most difficult thing: APOLOGIZE TO YOUR NEIGHBOR. If it is just too difficult to see her just now, then you would be quite wise to have a bouquet of flowers and an apology note delivered to her by your local florist.
If you aren't willing to do any of these things, then the chances are quite high that you will be in a world of trouble when your wife gets home. GET BUSY.
2006-08-02 07:10:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just get really drunk before she gets home and say you were held hostage by a bunch of partiers who beat you up, took all your beer and force fed you beer against your will.
Make sure you drink enough so that you are puke sick so that yo can cry when you explain you wife what happened.
Be the victim and she will feel puppy love sorry for you and will probably even cook you breakfast in the morning.
2006-08-02 06:51:34 · answer #4 · answered by Tones 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your in trouble!!!!!!!!!!! If my husband had wild parties in our children's home I would throw his A$$ out. You sound like you are on the road to divorce. You should of taken the other road, It is called the road less traveled. It is easy to be selfish, but the true love you should have for your family is putting yourself aside and putting their needs before yours. I'm not even your wife and I feel pissed off for her.
2006-08-02 06:54:33 · answer #5 · answered by geewhizbaby2008 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr. You Better Clean Up Your Act.
2006-08-02 06:52:38 · answer #6 · answered by mks 7-15-02 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you are in a lot of trouble. You better get cleaning. You made the mess, now you pick it up. That's what I tell my kids!
2006-08-02 06:52:56 · answer #7 · answered by curstadevon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop playing on the computer before Mom comes home!
You're gonna be in truuuuuh-buuulllllll
2006-08-02 06:51:29 · answer #8 · answered by Pondering Reality 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's amazing how women are so organized ... they can go away with the kids for a week and still have a good time. Tell your wife ...that it was good for me too.
2006-08-02 07:37:47 · answer #9 · answered by Sam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seriously need to call merry maids and your wife needs to kick your butt and make you clean up the mess.. Are you an adult?? You don't sound like it
2006-08-02 06:50:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be there in 10 mins have the kettle on
2006-08-02 06:50:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋