2006-08-02 06:37:12 · 27 answers · asked by smutulator 1 in Pets ➔ Dogs
I can't believe everyone's blaming this on me. My dog told me the other day he wan't me to kill my neighbor. How hard is that for you people to understand?
2006-08-02 06:55:38 · update #1
Luke 10:25-37 (New International Version)
New International Version (NIV)
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The Parable of the Good Samaritan
25 On one occasion an expert in the law stood up to test Jesus. "Teacher," he asked, "what must I do to inherit eternal life?"
26 "What is written in the Law?" he replied. "How do you read it?"
27 He answered: " 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind' [a]; and, 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' [b]"
28 "You have answered correctly," Jesus replied. "Do this and you will live."
29 But he wanted to justify himself, so he asked Jesus, "And who is my neighbor?"
30 In reply Jesus said: "A man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho, when he fell into the hands of robbers. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him and went away, leaving him half dead. 31 A priest happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the man, he passed by on the other side. 32 So too, a Levite, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side. 33 But a Samaritan, as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. 34 He went to him and bandaged his wounds, pouring on oil and wine. Then he put the man on his own donkey, took him to an inn and took care of him. 35 The next day he took out two silver coins [c]and gave them to the innkeeper. 'Look after him,' he said, 'and when I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.'
36 "Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?"
37 The expert in the law replied, "The one who had mercy on him."
Jesus told him, "Go and do likewise."
2006-08-09 16:27:38 · answer #1 · answered by thewordofgodisjesus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's trying to set you up - don't do it! Nothing worse than being framed by a dog. Believe me if you do it you'll take the fall all alone.
Motive? Once your in jail and out of the picture he has the run of the house AND the sofa!
2006-08-02 09:42:57 · answer #2 · answered by Yogi! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's NOT your dog, its you! you're blaming your guilt on your dog towards your neighbor. If you don't want to ruin your own pathenic life, dont act on your psychotic thoughts! seek help, g see a priest, or just go hibernate under your bed for a few months,till you come to your senses!!
2006-08-02 06:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about you but my dog would like me to kill my neighbors because they are mean to their dog. Also because that woman looks at me like I have cooties.
2006-08-02 07:01:00 · answer #4 · answered by ykokorocks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did your neighbor do to your dog?
thats the question!
2006-08-02 06:43:04 · answer #5 · answered by silk_pjs4u 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your dog is talking to you? Didn't Son of Sam also hear voices from a dog?
2006-08-08 08:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your dog did not tell you to kill your neighbor
2006-08-09 03:39:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because your dog wants to go with you to your neighbor's funeral service.
2006-08-10 06:40:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not your dog, it's the voice in your head. seriously. the dog could care less about your neighbor. he would like you to change his brand of food, however. and he would like it if you would toss the ball around with him occasionally.
2006-08-02 06:43:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dunnoe, mayb u want 2 kill ur neighbors nd ur blamin it on the dog
2006-08-02 06:46:23 · answer #10 · answered by sexy love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋