Squeaky Clean
One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin.
She says, ''Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean and fresh.''
The man feeling rejected rolls over and tries to go to sleep.
In a few minutes he rolls back over and asks his wife, ''Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?''
2006-08-02 06:29:54 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!! LMAO!!
2006-08-02 18:02:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh!, Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone"
2006-08-02 13:41:24 · answer #2 · answered by still breathing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
same thing happened to me last night but dang it my wife had a dentist appointment to so i had to do with out nuttin!!
2006-08-02 13:46:29 · answer #3 · answered by fire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but woman likes to joke than a man in night,and any woman joke with me last nigt?i don,t know who is it
2006-08-02 13:34:24 · answer #4 · answered by edrisss233 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
good one
good going
2006-08-02 13:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-02 13:57:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sad really not that funny
2006-08-02 13:33:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-08-02 13:36:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-08-02 13:32:57 · answer #9 · answered by billyandgaby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2006-08-02 13:47:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2006-08-02 13:34:01 · answer #11 · answered by cyngen's mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋