a haiku (------hope i spelt it write).....?

Question

there once was a man from peru
who feel asleep on a canoe
while dreaming of venus
he janked on his p*nis
and said, "boy i can make stew".

i heard this a long time ago and still makes me laugh.

OH MY GOD PEOPLE. TO THOSE THAT RESPONDED. IT'S A LIMERICK. I GET IT OK. BUT WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK OF THE F***IN POEM?

Answer 1

Your haiku was very funny
Made me laugh just like a bunny
So if it is still sunny
Why is my nose so runny?
Will it cost me money
If I go get honey
I think I've lost my mind....
oops that doesn't rhyme

Answer 2

It's a limerick, not a haiku. ;)

Haikus are 3 line poems with the first and last lines have 5 syllables, and the middle 7.

Answer 3

That's a limerick, not a haiku, a haiku would be like this:

snow falls so softly
everybody loves the snow
romping all day long

Answer 4

that's a limerick not a haiku. but funny limerick. heres another i heard:
there once was a man from peru
who dreamt he was eating his shoe
he woke with a fright in the middle on the night
to find that his dream had come true

Answer 5

I understand that it as a funny Limerick.

I was just wondering where did theword haiku in your question come from?

Answer 6

its a limerick not a haiku..ur insulting the japanese culture..

Answer 7

thats a limerick, not a haiku moron

Answer 8

A four liner sweet poetry.
Will think n write later

Answer 9

Boy, those Peruvians, they're somethin' else, I tell you what.