Today's Joke Fit For an 11-year-old comes from Newsnight viewer Samuel Healey:
On her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark.
Through her binoculars she could see it was Cristiano Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!
The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yacht's top speed would never get them there in time.
At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white England tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling.... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.
On reaching the yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.
As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"
"That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen, she rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."
"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows nothing at all about shark fishing, by the way how's the bait holding up?"
2006-08-02 05:57:00 · 13 answers · asked by easyboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thatz what i just got in my mail...thot i would share with ya all!!
Have a laugh for its the best stress relief!!!
2006-08-02 05:58:02 · update #1
The link to the record answers has just been deleted by the Yteam
2006-08-02 06:11:11 · update #2
...As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"...
It's even funnier that Rooney did not recognise the Queen!
and... pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death... should be replaced by ...then Rooney stomped the shark to death!
2006-08-02 06:12:10 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funnier than my joke I posted seconds ago. LOL. "By the way, how's that bait holding up?" LOL!
2006-08-02 06:00:23 · answer #2 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jolly good laugh, matey!
2006-08-02 06:07:27 · answer #3 · answered by maxorian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i didnt read that but thx for the 2 points!-*
2006-08-02 06:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by Jessica-* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
plzz clik this link:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=A9FJuitv2tBErDgBBwLsy6IX?qid=20060802094856AAHMWcV
2006-08-02 06:01:26 · answer #5 · answered by ღbrownsugarღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL OMG!!!!! VERY FUNNY!!!!!!
but im not sure its meant for a 11 year old (^_^)
2006-08-02 06:09:22 · answer #6 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! That's GREAT!!!
2006-08-02 06:01:50 · answer #7 · answered by God's Honest Truth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love that joke lol i have to tell my dad hehe thanks for the laugh check ya later â¥
2006-08-02 09:34:03 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-08-02 06:00:01 · answer #9 · answered by Sunshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny
2006-08-02 06:10:48 · answer #10 · answered by Leah P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋