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There's this guy who lives with his parents. They raise him right and he respects them. Eventually, he grows up and moves out to go live life on his own.

Sometime later, the guy falls in love and is engaged to be married. He calls his mother to tell her the good news.

"Hey Mom," he says. "I'm gonna get married!"

His mother replies with joy and happiness. "Who is she?" Mom asks him.

"Well, that's for you to figure out," replied the son. So he brings home three women; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. The mother, without any hesitation, points to the redheaded woman. "Gee Mom, you found out who my fiancee was," said the young man. "How did you know she was the redhead?"

The mother replied, "Because I don't like her."

2006-08-02 05:52:06 · 28 answers · asked by chrstnwrtr 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

There's no question to this; just a joke. For some reason, Yahoo answers put a question mark on my post title.

2006-08-02 05:55:42 · update #1

28 answers

Thank God that I love my red-headed daughter-in-law!! She and my son have been married for 2.5 years now.

2006-08-02 05:56:21 · answer #1 · answered by flutter_butter_fly 2 · 1 1

One of the funniest used to be this guy who used to be approximately 60, he gave the impression of a homeless individual however truthfully had a location to reside. He certainly had a few intellectual problems (however I'm no longer making amusing of that). He walked throughout and appeared flawlessly pleased. I noticed him in a Friendly's ice cream parlor someday sitting on the counter. He used to be consuming an ice cream cone, had it everywhere his face, moustache, beard, and it simply appeared so lovable when you consider that he did not care, he used to be simply lovin' it!

2016-08-28 13:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I got one for you...
A man searches forever to find a woman that his mother would approve of so he can marry her. One day he meets this woman that reminds him so much of his mother that he knows that she will approve. He brings her home and guess what, he dad hates her!!! ha-ha-ha!

2006-08-02 05:57:53 · answer #3 · answered by Julie B 2 · 0 0

Absolutely True!

2006-08-02 06:00:10 · answer #4 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0 0

Funny!

2006-08-02 05:54:37 · answer #5 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 0 0

Hahaha that is the funniest joke i have herd in a while

2006-08-02 05:56:22 · answer #6 · answered by JaelL 2 · 0 0

Holy Donkey Crap That Was Funny HAHAHAHAHA!!

2006-08-02 05:56:48 · answer #7 · answered by OmEGaTyRAnt 2 · 0 0

i already posted this joke sorry sweetpea check ya later ♥

2006-08-02 09:35:34 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

LOL. Sounds about right.

2006-08-02 05:56:04 · answer #9 · answered by Tahavath 5 · 0 0

Yep, sounds about right. lol

2006-08-02 05:55:16 · answer #10 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0 0

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