2006-08-02 05:50:30 · 4 answers · asked by LoLa 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the
things around the house that he used to do. When the
examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it.
Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just
lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can
tell my wife."
2006-08-02 05:58:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Case of the pregnant lady*
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When
the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I
grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT,your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
2006-08-02 05:56:59 · answer #2 · answered by Big-Sister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE
ORANGE
ORANGE WHO?
ORANGE U GONNA OPEN THE DOOR
P.S PLZZ ANSWER MY QUESTION ON MY HOMEPAGE THAT SAY "OMG"
2006-08-02 06:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by ღbrownsugarღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dirty kid took a bath.
2006-08-02 05:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by God's Honest Truth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋