A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's
office for a checkup. Afterwards, the doctor took
the wife aside and said, "Unless you do the
following things, your husband will surely die."
The doctor then went on to say, "Here's what you
need to do." "Every morning make sure you serve
him a good healthy breakfast. Meet him at home
each day for lunch so you can serve him a well
balanced meal. Make sure you feed him a good, hot
meal each evening and dont overburden him with
any stressful conversation, nor ask him to
perform any household chores. Also, keep the
house spotless and clean so he does'nt get
exposed to any threatening germs."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what
the doctor said. She replied, "You're going to
die".
2006-08-02 05:41:42 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was really good, thanks for makin my day a little easier
2006-08-02 05:45:37 · answer #1 · answered by TooFly 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's hilarious. and a stressfull conversation. how do u know if the car is clean, he can be exposed to germs. ur not even sure if he ate anything.
2006-08-02 09:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by Jac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-08-02 05:47:43 · answer #3 · answered by True Blue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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XOXO.
2006-08-02 05:44:30 · answer #4 · answered by Burple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've posted this before but i still find it funny te-he check ya later ♥
2006-08-02 09:38:12 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-08-02 06:42:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor hardworking man...that should be normal routine work for wives not ?
2006-08-02 08:26:01 · answer #7 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, I would feel the same way
2006-08-02 05:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by bjl484 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you so much for the great chuckle you gave me today.
2006-08-02 05:46:46 · answer #9 · answered by crazylegs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmfao thats very cute very cute ty for the laugh
2006-08-02 05:45:09 · answer #10 · answered by jerdan95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! Pretty good.
2006-08-02 05:45:22 · answer #11 · answered by God's Honest Truth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋